Queue up some sad Coldplay songs: Gwyneth Paltrow and her singer-hubby Chris Martin have announced their "conscious uncoupling" (which is, we assume, at least better than an "unconscious uncoupling?").
The news makes us think back over the loves and loves lost of the great GOOP. The list may not be long, but, dang, if she doesn't know how to pick them. Basically, if you want to win Gwyneth's heart, you best be bringing your A-list game.