Every once in a while, for whatever reason, you may end up spending Valentine's Day with someone you really don't care for. If they're expecting a gift, you want to make sure it is something thoughtful and unique. You want to get them something that really speaks to them, preferably something that says, in elegant and clear form, "I really don't like you."
We've compiled a helpful list of goodies you may want to consider for this special someone. If you happen to be with a guy or lady you actually adore, lucky you! Don't buy these things. They won't love you anymore. At least wait until a birthday.
If one of these items is so enchanting you can't imagine life without it, here are some links to help you out:
Adopt a giant microbe at GiantMicrobes.com
Slap on a knitted beard from etsy
Pretend you're a suffocating ostrich at studio-kg.com
Plan your cat hair projects at BarnesAndNoble.com
Fly away to space at VirginGalactic.com
Explore the heart of a badger at etsy
Tell us: What's the worst V-day gift you've ever gotten? Or, even better, what's the weirdest gift you've gotten, that you actually LOVED?