Are there any wombs in Hollywood for rent? Because being a celebrity baby seems like the easiest gig ever. You get to be carried everywhere and do baby things, and best of all, you get showered with gifts. Like, say, a mini Lamborghini?
Thanks to Kim Kardashian's Instagram (the nadir of your self-worth), we now know that baby North has a little Lamborghini just like Daddy. Yep, this kid probably doesn't have control of her own bowels yet and her car costs more than yours. So much for solid life choices.
Still considering the career switch? As a celebrity baby, it is very important to surround yourself with ostentatious displays of your parents' wealth, so that commoners can look upon your glory and wonder what they did wrong that you, a new and largely helpless human being, are doing right.
Please see examples above.