You may have mixed feelings about people who wear jorts, fanny packs, Google Glass* or say things like, "The book was better."
But there should be no such conflicted feelings about, say, any turkey guilty of those same crimes against our sanity.
*Just kidding. We can all agree that everyone wearing Google Glass has earned every side-eyethey receive.
They deserve your derision. Or, in the case of the fantastic online time-killer Unpardonable Turkey, much, much worse:
"Create a Thanksgiving turkey that everyone will want to kill and eat," is its lone direction.
You can then proceed to build the world's most insufferable turkey (or, as the site puts it, "a total douchebag" -- their words, not ours) from a range of items, such as a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt, a lacrosse stick or a pair of Crocs.
Add in one of the many suggested speech bubbles (like, "I work hard and and I play hard", or personal intolerable favorite, "YOLO") and you've created a bird worthy of its Thanksgiving fate.
Especially if it's wearing a fanny pack.
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