Likes Frank Ocean.
Dreams about Brad Pitt.
Ignores Lady Gaga.
Might canoe with Snoop Dogg.
We just learned a lot about Madonna, who did a pretty great "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit Monday night. Here are some of the best Q&As between the pop star and her fans.
Q: Hi, M! I hope you're doing well. ♥ What is the last dream you remember that you're willing to share?
Madonna: Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.
Q: What is the last thing you laughed about?
Madonna: The fact that i had a dream about brad pitt.
Q: What do I need to do to make you go on a date with me?
Madonna: Send photo.
Q: Hey M, what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you enter on stage to a roaring crowd?
Madonna: What city am i in again? and then....breathe....
Q: Ray of Light album helped me come into my own in small town Nebraska, and know that there was love and acceptance in my future. So many of us have had similar experiences through your music. I can't imagine what that must feel like for you. How often do you think about who your art is reaching?
Madonna: Only when i hear comments like this from people do i think about it the rest of the time i only think of how I would like to express myself i think about expression not results.
Q: Madonna, I heard you visited an amusement park in Helsinki, Finland while on MDNA tour there last year. How was it?
Madonna: i got really sick to my stomach. but the rides werent long enough. i felt cheated.
Q: Madonna, I'm trying to make a 2013 playlist, what is the song this year that you have playing on repeat nonstop? I could use the help. =]
Madonna: One of my favorites songs out right is "Oceans" by Jay Z and Frank Ocean.
Q: If I twerk for you, would you twerk for me?
Madonna: Send photo.
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Q (from Snoop Dogg/Lion): When r we going on a canoe ride??
Madonna: When you send me a canoe.
Q: Can you name one gay guy you wish you could turn straight?
Madonna: frank ocean.
Q: “American Life” was an unfairly maligned album and many of you fans rank it as one of your best. What do you think critics and casual listeners “didn’t get” about that album?
Madonna: Because i dealt with alot of controversial issues in it. i criticized american politics, the entertainment business in hollywood..i was in an angry mood when i was making it. maybe that came across. but i was in an angry mood when i made my last album too.
Q: What do you really think of Lady Gaga?
Madonna: (No reply; this was the most popular question to remain unanswered)
Q: hello God! Would you ever fight and talk about LGBT rights in Africa? We need you!
Madonna: Of course and i have. I made a statement about the law in malawi for people being arrested and sent to jail for being gay.
Q: No questions. Just saying thanks for being so f****** bada**.
Madonna: Thanks for noticing.
Read the complete AMA right here.