Every year, the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show brings together the most magnificent dogs and their obedient and highly trained humans. This year, an affenpinscher named Banana Joe took home top honors. It was a sweet moment, because his owners announced Lil' BJ will be retiring this year, presumably to spend more time at home on the forest moon of Endor.
Second place (aka first loser) went to Swagger, an Old English sheepdog with the least Old English name one could imagine. The rest of the night was full of drama, fancy hair and dogs tolerating old men poking at their privates. A glamorous event all around.
Congratulations, you beautiful hairy beasts.