Bah humbug! Best passive-aggressive holiday gifts

It's the thought that counts. Even if it's a bad one.

By AJ Willingham

updated 12:48 PM EST, Thu December 20, 2012

We all have to exchange gifts with at least one person we don't like. Maybe this year, instead of getting them a box of stale chocolates from Walgreens, you can buy them a clue. May we suggest these dubious treasures?

And YES! You can own almost all of the lovely items listed above:

Miss Ermine: Ebay (Oh, no! She's been sold, and for a pretty penny. But she appears to have a few sisters.)

Flatulence Deodorizer: Flat-D (Winner, 2012: Best Product Name For Anything Ever)

The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook: Amazon

Inflatable Unicorn Horn: Amazon

Angry Pickle: ShanaLogic

SomaWave Helmet: SkyMall (where else?)

The Girlfriend Pillow: Amazon

Toe Socks: CozyLT on Etsy (Sold! But many more toe treats await.)

Throne of Lies: Steotch on Etsy

Earthworm Perfume: Demeter Fragrance Library (See also: Dust, Dirt, Play Doh)

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