Lifetime movies are pretty much the best. If we've learned anything from these sparkling cinematic gems, it's that our spouses are all murderers, our daughters are pregnant at any given time and there are secret cameras watching you wherever you go.
We've also learned there's no shame to the Lifetime game: Well-known celebs take a turn on Lifetime sets all the time (are they all as good/bad as Lohan? Debatable), and the results are awesome. Whether they were already established stars or just getting started, these folks know it's always a good idea to have a credit in a movie named something like "My Pregnant Teenage Daughter Stole My Baby," or "Honey, Don't Kiss The Murderous Gardener."