Your search for the perfect puppy pet costume is over! Whether you want to dress your animal as yet another animal, or prefer to lead around a tiny, fuzzier version of Bret Michaels, the kind folks at Animal Planet and Petsmart have assured your dog will not make it through Halloween un-humiliated.
But seriously, if you don't have a dog, these may make you consider acquiring one just to have a reason to buy a tiny raptor costume.
You can get a hold of all of the costumes by following the links below, and they're not that much money for virtually seconds of fun before your dog figures out how to rip it off and shake it to a gruesome fake costume death.
Animal Planet: Animal Planet Pet and Baby Costumes
If you ever asked us, "What two completely unrelated people have new lines of pet costumes coming out?" never in a million years would we guess Bret and Martha. Ah, life's rich pageant!
And for you cat people, you should know by now cats are not down with Halloween. And if your cats happen to be super-weird and actually like dressing up, please for the love of all things cute, share a pic! In fact, if any of you pet lovers have convinced your adora-beasts to wear a costume long enough to sit still and take a picture, post it on the HLN's Facebook page and spread the love.