(Cue the bird chirping music
) It's that time of day, when you find joy
in subconsciously knowing that everyone else starts the day looking as rough as you feel
right now. It's at this time you realize how grateful
you are for the morning shower, cologne/makeup and the hot beverage triple-infused
with caffeine. Cuz honey, there ain't no such thing as natural beauty at this hour
Can I get an amen?!