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File photo: Oregon 911 caller reports chicken trying to cross the road

911? This chicken can't cross the road!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most people know the punchline from the corny joke, but now there's a new twist on the tale. Someone called 911 because a chicken COULDN'T cross the road!

HLN's Robin Meade has the call.

Postal worker caught on cell phone cam dumping undelivered mail into a Cincinnati dumpster

Caught on cam: Postal worker trashes mail

A postal worker in Cincinnati was caught on camera tossing stacks of mail into a dumpster.

HLN affiliate WCPO reports worker could soon face federal charges.

Ax falls of truck and goes through vehicle windshield in Massachusetts

Driver, passenger OK after freak highway 'ax-cident'

A driver and passenger say they were rattled, but otherwise OK after an ax came flying through the windshield.

Massachusetts state police say the ax fell off a truck and went halfway through the window of another car. The ax became stuck in the dashboard on the passenger side.

Meet duo behind the ‘Devil Baby’ & 'Carrie' videos

Their last two videos have been viewed more than 100 million times on YouTube.

In one, a "Devil Baby" in a stroller is loose on the streets of New York; in the other, a girl who appears to have telekinetic powers freaks out customers in a coffee shop

Two planes come close to colliding on runway at Barcelona, Spain airport

Watch huge jets JUST MISS during landing

Two huge planes came way too close to colliding, and it was caught on camera.

An airbus from Argentina was crossing a runway as a Russian 767 is about to land.

Buzzfeed publishes pictures of woman who walked down the aisle with her baby daughter riding on the train of her dress

You've never seen a wedding gown like this one!

A woman in Tennessee attached her baby to her wedding dress so they could walk down the aisle together.

More from Buzzfeed: Mom says baby was "covered by Christ."

Men catch baby falling from 2nd story window in Xiaolan, China.

Oh, baby, what a catch!!!

People watched in horror as a baby teetered and fell off the edge of a second story window in China on Sunday.

But two heroes were waiting in the rain to make the biggest save of their lives.

US Airways apologizes for graphic image tweeted as part of response to angry customer

Airline sorry for pornographic tweet

US Airways did a very, very bad thing on Twitter yesterday.

The airline's social media team was trying to help an unhappy passenger, but their reply included a picture -- a picture that is not safe for work, home, or anywhere else.

HUVr hoax

'HUVr' is a hoax ... but for what???

Let's go back to the future and remember the first time we saw a hoverboard. It was 2015, and Marty McFly was in downtown Hill Valley looking for a way to escape from Griff's gang. In a panic, he "borrowed" a little girl's scooter which, with handle bars removed, became a "hoverboard" -- a flying stakeboard.

OK ... we weren't actually in Hill Valley, it wasn't really 2015 and Griff's gang was about as scary as backup dancers in an Adam Ant video.

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Is this fudge offensive???

A candy shop owner in Waynesville, Missouri, is giving free fudge to anyone who weighs more than 300 pounds.

It's a promotion for Fat Tuesday, part of the Mardi Gras tradition. The final Tuesday before Ash Wednesday is typically celebrated as a day to overindulge before the season of denial known as Lent begins.