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26 times. It's quite a lot, though it seriously feels like a lot more.
That's how many times Pharrell tells us he's happy in this song you might have heard/had seared deep into your brain, called "Happy".
But nowhere among all the "room without a roof"-ing and "can't nothing bring me down"-ing does the former N.E.R.D. actually get around to telling us what it is he's so happy about.
Fortunately, his exceedingly sunny and bursting-with-gratitude Twitter feed fills in the blanks.
And that last one right there will probably be the most conversationally useful thing you read all weekend. So thanks for the explainer, Pharrell. Now we have something to be happy about as well.
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