So we spent a little time* today messing around with Twitter's brilliant new First Tweet tool, which lets you view the very first tweet that you or anybody else ever sent out.
*OK, like at least like four hours.
The results were every bit as marvelous as we'd hoped, beginning with the very first tweet ever sent.
just setting up my twttr
— Ev Williams (@ev) March 21, 2006
I hope the 17 fans on my Geocities page follow me here.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 1, 2010
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 10, 2013
http://tinyurl.com/3xyejhw - I am proud and honoured to be given the opportunity to be Canada's first Commander in space.
— Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) September 2, 2010
My first tweet, peeps. I apologize in advance for my slow learning curve. Nice to (sort of) meet you. It's amazing how quickly 140 charac
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) November 16, 2009
This is my first affair! Please be kind.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 2, 2009
NEW SONG AND VISUAL FROM MY NEW ALBUM BEING PROJECTED TONIGHT ACROSS THE GLOBE ON 66 BUILDINGS, LOCATIONS @ http://t.co/7BZwfPawwZ
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) May 18, 2013
— John Krasinski (@johnkrasinski) December 13, 2012
The antisocial has become social #mambatweets
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 4, 2013
I'm 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 01111001 00001010
— A Googler (@google) February 26, 2009
is checking that his new Twitter account is working and fully awesome.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 18, 2009
Welcome to the official Miley Cyrus "Gypsy Heart Tour" twitter page!!!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 30, 2011
I'm about to go onstage in Minneapolis. After I finish my tuna melt and go pee
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 27, 2009
I'll be honest, just created this to say that any other "twitter-ers" aren't me. Flattering... just not me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2009
Training Camp Update - Day 7. I am now on Twitter. Rule Number 1: Don't Do Stupid S**t Online. Warcraft - out.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) August 6, 2010
I've joined Twitterdom! Look for tweets about life, my new projects, and special “Douchebag” awards. Oh myyyyyy!
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 16, 2011
[Facebook Blog] Make Your Voice Heard: Vote!: Technology is giving more and more people a.. http://tinyurl.com/44fr5z
— Facebook (@facebook) September 26, 2008
First tweet of My life
— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) August 19, 2010
Just got into Berlin... feeling better thank you, have my vicks inhaler by my bedside... and P.S. I TWITTTTER! GAH. Such a follower!
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) February 21, 2009
Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 24, 2010
is scared of p diddy.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 5, 2009
Tis my first twitt-er. Or tweet? Twit? Or tweet? "Twit or tweet everybody." Is this anything?
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 10, 2009
i have come to join you pleas be gentle with me as ive been feeling vulnerable... yet implausibly, sexy
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) January 26, 2009
Check out my single "ONE TIME" on my myspace and spread the word for me. Thanks www.myspace.com/justinbieber
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 12, 2009
I'm WAY cool, nearly built, and I need a name. A contest for kids to name me: http://is.gd/85rQ (lots of nice vids here, too. Click on *2*)
— Curiosity Rover (@MarsCuriosity) November 19, 2008
Recovering from an exhausting week, telling everybody about my new book "The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planet"
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 30, 2009
I'm getting started on twitter....
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) December 4, 2008
Yo quiero hacer el amor con Justin Bieber
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) May 6, 2010
— dick costolo (@dickc) May 28, 2007
So after years of being a proud twitter-less Luddite, ran into Shiloh Jolie-Pitt last night + she convinced me to join the twitter ranks. Hi
— Justin Long (@justinlong) October 14, 2012
Hey, this is Ken Jennings, once and future Jeopardy! fixture/annoyance. Thought I'd check out "Twitter," the hot new Internet fad of 2006.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 5, 2011
i think my fingernails are too short to be a member of the twittersphere
— Lorde (@lordemusic) November 22, 2012
I'm back! Follow Pee-wee! Someone who RT's this gets a phone call from me tonight! #peewee
— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) September 23, 2009
Fine...you got me.
— Drizzy (@Drake) March 28, 2009
"Hello World." Hard at work on my foundation letter - publishing on 1/25.
— Bill Gates (@BillGates) January 19, 2010
Trying to tell people I'm the real Gilbert Gottfried, which I am.
— Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert) March 1, 2009
I was FINALLY convinced to get on Twitter! Follow me guys!
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) April 27, 2009
And finally, this:
This is the first time I am twittering and its really easy! I just invited all of my kids to twitter!
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) March 10, 2009
Oh. So it was all her fault then.
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