#1:"June Squib is nominated for "Nebraska." At 84 years-old she is the oldest nominee. She was wonderful in Nebraska. I'M TELLING EVERYONE THAT YOU WERE WONDERFUL IN "NEBRASKA!" THAT FILM THAT YOU WERE IN WAS WONDERFUL!"
#2:"And Barkhad Abdi is here. He is nominated for "Captain Phillips." He is from Somalia. He is a sommelier, so he knows a lot about wine. And that is impressive. Who's the wine captain now?!"
#3:"Tonight's theme is 'Heroes in Hollywood.' And we need heroes now more than ever. People around the world are going through hard times. And movies offer an escape. Movies inspire us. I'm not saying the most important thing in the world is movies because we all know the most important thing in the world is youth."
#4:"I did a little bit of research and between all of the nominees here tonight you've made over 1,400 films and you've gone to a total of 6 years of college. I'm kidding -- kids stay in school."
#5:"One of the nominees tonight is "Her." And by 'her' I mean Meryl Streep."
#6: To Jennifer Lawrence (In reference to Lawrence tripping at last year's Oscars and before this year's show): "If you win tonight, I think we should bring you the Oscar."
#7:"I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear -- it's Jared Leto. I mean he's the prettiest."
#8:"Jonah Hill is nominated for his amazing performance in "Wolf of Wall Street." Honestly you showed us something in that film that I have not seen for a very, very long time."
#9: Ellen's selfie of herself looking at the audience:
#10: Ellen's EPIC celeb selfie: