I just double-checked on Rotten Tomatoes and, no, "Anchorman 2" is not out yet. Which is weird, because Ron Burgundy is everywhere.
Trying to sell me a Dodge Durango alongside a horse.
Heroically inspiring Ben & Jerry's to create a (butter) Scotch-flavored ice cream.
And now, least likely of all, showing up doing the sportscast for Boise, Idaho, TV station KIVI.
Sports director Paul Gerke channeled the fictional 1970s newsman on Thursday's Halloween night broadcast and, like all the best Halloween costumes, stayed in character the entire time.
And sure, while every guy 16 to 60 has spouted off an "Anchorman" quote or seven -- "Stay classy (insert your hometown here)" -- Gerke's performance is seriously good.
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
And while we're here...
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