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Well, here we are. A full four days since Miley Cyrus violated a foam finger on national TV, and "twerk" is still trending on Twitter.
So while debates about sexuality, child stars and the general decline of human civilization zip all around her, what's the sexualized child star who may or may not be responsible for the general decline of human civilization herself been up to?
She's basically been taking a post-VMA victory lap on Twitter and raising a giant foam finger at all the criticism. Also: Modeling a Michael Jordan jersey that we don't recall ever seeing His Airness wear on the court.
On the other hand: Miley 'Can't Stop,' America wishes she would
And now: A brief history of twerking
Well that's nice. How about you, dad? How's your week been going?
Cool, glad to hear it.