Editor's Note: Tweet Nothings is a weekly scroll though celeb Twitter accounts that we follow so you don't have to.
I hesitate to compare serial-reality-TV star/made-over-mom Kate Gosselin to Oprah Winfrey, but... well, she is kind of like the Oprah of retweeting.
"You get a retweet! And YOU get a retweet! And YOU get a retweet! And YOU get a retweet!"
It's not a new car, but in the competitive Twitter subculture of fawning fans, the validation of getting a celeb RT is close enough -- and the former "Jon and Kate Plus 8" Minus Jon star is dishing 'em out rapid fire for an enormous range of reasons.
"It's my birthday!" "It's Mother's Day in Ireland!" "I've been a fan of yours since before people made fun of you for that haircut!" RT, RT, RT.
And so all of the tweets below did, in fact, earn a retweet from Kate. Good for them -- bad for your feed if you follow her.
@kateplusmy8 i just had surgery today can i have a retweet? :) i love your show
— lil (@la12421) March 27, 2013
— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) March 27, 2013
— Sam McGrath (@sammc243) March 27, 2013
— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) March 21, 2013
@kateplusmy8 Hi ! can I get a RT from a fellow Wernersville resident??
— kathleen calvey (@kath1416) March 21, 2013
— Bohemian Momma (@bohemianmomma81) March 20, 2013
— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) March 13, 2013
@kateplusmy8Kate can I get a retweet for mothers day here in Ireland Sunday from one mum to another mum my inspiration YOU x x
— EGarry (@EGarry1) March 9, 2013
— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) March 9, 2013
@kateplusmy8 When I watched Wife Swap, I realized how much I miss you guys!!!! RT???
— molly & sara (@jagram50) March 4, 2013
— Denise Blomberg (@sdfly_girl) March 6, 2013
Just joined Twitter yesterday, would make my day if I got a celebrity RT from my favorite reality supermom @kateplusmy8
— Nichole Adams (@FairLadyAdams) March 6, 2013
@kateplusmy8 can I get a RT I've been watching since the first Surviving Sextuplets and Twins! :)
— toby 2 (@i_am_xtina) March 6, 2013
@kateplusmy8 Pls RT me. ive been following you since your very first show.there is no one who could raise 8 better Kate!
— MeganMiller (@MeganLee66) March 6, 2013
*waits for @kateplusmy8 to RT me..*
— AW C'MON! (@believetour70) March 4, 2013
— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) March 4, 2013
— victoria (@goodbyeliam) February 21, 2013