_ Editor's Note: Tweet Nothings is a weekly scroll though celeb Twitter accounts that we follow so you don't have to._
I hesitate to compare serial-reality-TV star/made-over-mom Kate Gosselin to Oprah Winfrey, but... well, she is kind of like the Oprah of retweeting.
"You get a retweet! And YOU get a retweet! And YOU get a retweet! And YOU get a retweet!"
It's not a new car, but in the competitive Twitter subculture of fawning fans, the validation of getting a celeb RT is close enough -- and the former "Jon and Kate Plus 8" Minus Jon star is dishing 'em out rapid fire for an enormous range of reasons.
"It's my birthday!" "It's Mother's Day in Ireland!" "I've been a fan of yours since before people made fun of you for that haircut!" RT, RT, RT.
And so all of the tweets below did, in fact, earn a retweet from Kate. Good for them -- bad for your feed if you follow her.