It's really, really, really hard to pick a favorite Justin: Singer, Justin: Actor and Justin: Fabulous SNL guest. Lucky us! We'll probably get a bit of all three when Timberlake returns as host and musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Sorry, David Letterman, this Top 10 list is ours.
10. Even his promos are funny as hell
You get a Justin, and you get a Justin! JUSTINS EVERYWHERE
"Talkin' it up...on the Barry Gibb Talk Show!"
8."Suit and Tie" and... something new?
Obviously, he'll sing his new hit, which pretty much guarantees us an actual suit and tie, but will he sing a new number off his upcoming album, too?
7. A "Suit and Tie" skit.
Remember the "SexyBack" immigrant skit? ("It will be gone, and he will bring it back.") Clearly, they'll work "Suit and Tie" into a skit. How? Geez, we're not TV executives. Any guesses?
JT can never resist a little soft shoe, so bring it on.
5. A random celeb sighting
With Justin Timberlake comes other cool celebs popping in for a cameo. Last time he hosted SNL, we got a little moment from his now-wife Jessica Biel. What fun friends will he bring with him this time?
4. His fancy new flat-ironed hair
Glossy Justin > Curly Justin. Sorry.
3. A joke about his "comeback" aka evolution into the lost member of the Rat Pack.
Personally, we didn't realize Justin was gone. Then again, we also didn't know sexy was gone until he brought it back.
2. A possible Digital Short?
After "Motherlover" and "[Richard] in a Box," there's a rumor that Andy Samberg and Co. may pop up for another criminally funny musical number. Yes. This needs to happen.
1. "Please welcome, the newest SNL cast member... Justin Timberlake!"
JT, listen. Just stop doing music, OK? Yes, your music is fine. Your movies are fine. But this is where you belong! Stay with your family. Stay here. Staaaaay foreverrrr.