Well, we can all go home now. We have found the absolute cutest thing in the world. Hold on to your hats.
This is Chris P. Bacon, and he was born without the use of his two back legs. He gets along pretty adorably as a pig/seal/mermaid hybrid, but he also has a little wheelchair made out of K'NEX.
Yes. This is happening right now. He makes baby pig sounds. He drinks out of a tiny bottle. Life = Changed.
Here he is without his wheelchair:
The video poster says Chris has received a cool wheelchair from Walkin' Wheels, a pet wheelchair company. Chris is still too small for it, though, so he'll have to stick with the little K'NEX one for now. And all of us are better for it.