After all the excitement and anticipation of cash in your account, you didn't win the lottery. What do you plan to do now?
@hlntv: I didn't win the Powerball, and now I'm going to go back to being Magic Mike"
— Exavier Pope (@exavierpope) November 29, 2012
"@hlntv:I didn't win the Powerball, and now I'm going to call my boss and say calling in dead was a mistake. The body was misidentified."
— Heather Bordeaux Esq (@HeatherBordeaux) November 29, 2012
@hlntv,throw myself at the mercy of my ex-boss #you'renotfat #yournoseisreallytherightsize #iknowtheirnotsprayonclothes #iADMIREyou
— Debra Parsons (@debparbo) November 29, 2012
@hlntv Stay calm and gamble on.
— Sharon Carver (@Peicar) November 29, 2012
@hlntv Hide the divorce papers... XD
— Sheryl Nantus (@SherylNantus) November 29, 2012
Comments from HLN's Facebook page:
Ann Marie D. -- Sell my clothes and join a nudist colony.
Jorge H. -- Cancel my acquisition of the Hostess brand and just stuff my face with tastycakes.
Michael B. - Watch HLN all day in my bath robe while eating a whole chocolate cake by myself.
Robin L. - Sell my body to science
Katie L. - Find a sugar Daddy!!!!!
Eric C. Marry for money.
Josie P. - Take out a lawsuit against the winners for stealing the winning numbers from my mind with their ESP!! Hey I hear you can sue over anything now days,LOL
Suzan S. - Use my loser tickets to wipe my tears :''(
Kenneth B. - Borrow money from the mafia!
Dale T.. - Have to call off that whole "Mission To Mars" thing!
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