Each weekday, OMG, America! takes a look at the weird, wacky and sometimes downright wonderful things that happen in this great country of ours.
To quote a classic Simpsons episode, "It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end."
At least, she said Yes.
If at first you don't succeed, call and call again.
He claims he ate two to three bags of microwave popcorn a day.