Each week, our friends at BuzzFeed -- the savvy gatekeepers of the Internet's most viral content -- provide The Best of the Interwebs , a conveniently packaged round-up of the week's most awesome, ridiculous or awesomely ridiculous stuff.
This week, we were introduced to a bronze goddess, but the collective Internet's response to her allegedly taking her daughter tanning means that we're fat and jealous!? Dang, maybe that's why we can't have nice things. But cheer up! May is a new month, and there are many, many ways to be happy. This list, for instance.
See? Your May is already off to a great start.
You’ve probably heard about the “tan mom” who’s been accused of putting her five-year-old daughter in a tanning bed. This week, she responds to TMZ and claims there’s a witch-hunt out for her. Online outrage ensues. And maybe a little amusement. Just a little.
Life is about expectations vs. reality, isn’t it? Maybe if you were just a little better at life, your cookies would turn out the way you want them to. Maybe your sandcastles would look like a crab mansion. Maybe you'd be loved on Facebook. But you're not that good at life. And this is what you have to settle for.
Birthday girl Jordan fights an epic battle between taking a nap and finishing her bag of Cheetos. It’s a tough choice -- we’re with you. Happy third birthday, Jordy!
P.S. You know this is totally you after a long night. They're just sooooo delicious!
And we're all glad it's over. Crash and burn. Trip and fall. Faulty skateboards. Unicycles. April was full of a lot of fails. Here’s a roundup of the most laugh-inducing ones you’ll find online this month.
Even though April was a total bust, you have May to look forward to. It's gonna be awesome cause you'll know how to eat cupcakes and peel oranges and Justin Timberlake will sing to you! You can do it!