Valentine's Day brought us all a wonderful gift this year -- and it was not chocolate, red mylar balloons or a card with a blushing Ziggy on it.
It was a #hashtag. ("Awww, so sweet!" Right?) Specifically #CandyHeartRejects which filled Twitter up with suggested, slightly offensive slogans to appear on those little heart-shaped candies that are so popular on the holiday.
And yes, some can be a bit cruel. But so can Valentine's Day.
Still, you can turn back now if you'd like.
Alright then in the spirit of love, happiness and humor, here are our 13 favorites.
@Nathan_Pensky Please stop crying. #CandyHeartRejects
@jackmackenroth You don't need the calories #candyheartrejects
@pulmyears Get In The Van #candyheartrejects
@weEKendproblms Better luck next year #candyheartrejects
@NoPattern 'You have a dynamic and robust social media presence' #candyheartrejects
@thekateblack Hi, I'm Chris Brown. #candyheartrejects
I forgot our safe word #CandyHeartRejects
@The_HelenKeller I can't see ... this working out. #candyheartrejects
@brodigan Be My "It's Complicated" #candyheartrejects
@blipsman Occupy Me #candyheartrejects
@travishelwig [A picture of Danny Devito] #candyheartrejects
@rolldiggity I'm a Tums #candyheartrejects
@marcmaron Papers Signed! #candyheartrejects
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