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Did Beyonce steal your dream baby name?

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We know you really wanted to name your bundle of joy Blue Ivy. And we're so sorry that Beyonce beat you to it. You can't just hop on the trend-train and copy the superstar, so now you're worried your precious child will face life saddled with some boring, normal name. 

That does not have to be your fate! Just use the Bey Bey Name Generator!

The BBNG  follows a simple formula: Color + Plant Name = Fabulous. Imagine bringing a little Lavender Pumpkin, Jade Holly, Tan Lichen or Peridot Rose into the world! You're only a click away from your child's destiny.

Sure, most of the names end up sounding like scented candles or high-end lattes, but that's just the burden of being awesome.

Parents, take note: If our future grade school rosters don't read like a Sherwin Williams inventory collided with a botanical garden, we have failed our children completely.

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