Merry, um, Christmas everyone? The infamous Kardashian Christmas card is here, and it's not exactly warm and fuzzy.
In typical Kardashian haute fashion style, everyone is dressed to the nines and posing for their lives against a stark stone background. There’s Mama Kris presiding in a green sequined number, Kourtney’s adorable son Mason looking very GQ, and Kim, conspicuously alone, pondering what, exactly, happened to her feet.
Looking very serious seems to be a Kardashian holiday tradition, which is very hard to do when everyone (except Khloe) is wearing a bow tie and staring off into different directions. Maybe it makes more sense in 3D.
That's right, grab your glasses. According to a post from Kim, this year's card is available in a special 3D version. Gasp! Merry Christmas to us! Will wonders never cease?
Don't forget to add your own caption in the comments. What are they thinking in those fancy-schmancy noggins of theirs?