Donate a toy, get a free lap dance!

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  • Chicago strip club offers lap dances for unwrapped toys
  • The Admiral Theatre is calling it 'Lap Dances for the Needy!'
Donate a toy, get a free lap dance!

Grab a few children's toys and get ready to have yourself a holly, jolly, XXX-Mas!

For this week only, The Admiral Theatre is offering patrons a free lap dance for donating unused and unwrapped toys (their site is NSFW by the way!).

The Chicago strip club is calling it "Lap Dances for the Needy!" Well, we don't think any needy kids are in need of lap dances but we get where they're going with it.

If you're looking to take advantage of this deal, you better hurry! The offer ends December 17.

Oh, and if you thought you'd be all clever and cash in a ton of toys for a ton of lap dances, then think again! Only one lap dance per customer, per visit, please. Bah-humbug!

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